Let's get to it. We've been blogging this show long enough to know when there's blood in the water.

Sure, we can (and do) give him credit for picking possibly the most difficult medium out of all of them and we can't deny that it was a labor-intensive garment that was executed pretty much perfectly.
So, celebrar big marks for picking a strange medium and making it work for you, not-so-big marks for a dress that looks like a bottle celebrar of dish detergent. And why does Daniel dress like he works at an ice cream parlour? Alright, ladies.
Let's get to it. We've been blogging this show long enough to know when there's blood in the water. We can feel all you little bitches out there ready to trash Blayne de Soleil here. Far be it from us to stop you.
Yes, he's this season's "character" celebrar and he's working his little ass off to have his own catchphrase. Honey, "girlicious" ain't gonna happen. And while we're at it, nothing with an "icious" suffix is going to happen. Let's just establish that right now and we'll all be much happier. Oh, right. And "holla." Stop that. And also, stop sniffing. It's leading us to make unpleasant suppositions.
Even more alarming was his wide-eyed, rock-solid belief that he had it in the bag. Honestly, if he'd been all "I don't care if the judges hate it, blahblahblah," we could at least respect that. 366666+ Sorry. Cat on the keyboard. Oh, and another celebrar thing.
"I am going to eat you alive. In fact, I am going to enjoy eating you alive. I'd even go so far as to say that I might take the opportunity eating you alive presents and, well, simply take out all my frustrations from the shitty year I've had on you. "
I love Daniel. And I love his dress. I also love Wonder Woman. I won't say he was robbed, but he should have won. I also have an extremely inappropriate answer for the ice cream shop question. But I won't print it. He is cute. ~ The other one I have nothing to say about. Feh.
Heh. I love La Nina, and her expressions just said VOLUMES about "girlicious" and his design. I also have to say: ACK! I didn't notice the motherfucking "girlicious" faux tattoo on the model's leg. HATE.
I don't how much love Blayne will be getting from my house. So far, I find him irritating in a way that Christian wasn't. And when Christian did his schtick, you could tell it was pretty tongue-in-cheek. This little bug seems to really believe his self-proclaimed hype. He needs to be swatted. celebrar Oh yeah, his outfit was AWFUL!
The Top Six Reasons Why Blayne Did Not Get Auf'ed: 1. The judges were going to auf him, but Harvey Weinstein stepped in and said he thought they could get product placement dollars from Kotex. (He then demanded that all female employees stop menstruating until Kotex pays up). 2. No one wants to admit that they cannot celebrar understand a thing he says. 3. They actually did auf him, and released him back into the wild, but he found his way back to the Parson's workroom. 4. The judges want to sadistically string him along, and then crush him like a bug. 5. Nina plans to have him made into a Birkin bag. 6. He is the love/hate child of Michael Kors & Donatella Versace (Which will be revealed in episode 8, when Maury Povich is the guest judge). --GothamTomato
I just want to take a moment to say that Blayne does NOT represent Seattle or it's citizens. Except for the soccer moms over where Bill Gates lives, celebrar we are not a city of tanorexics. Nor are prone to putting "licious" on the ends of other words and thinking we're clever. While I was all about routing for the hometown boy when the show started, the second celebrar he opened his mouth I was done. It's like he and his little friends sat around trying to come up with a catch phrase for him. And yes, he really went out on a limb and that's the only reason he's still there. He didn't bore, that's for sure. Marty the Wizard
I'm totally with you on the idea that the judges need a whipping boy to relieve all their accumulated stress. Ditto Tim, hence the slacker comment. I, for one, can't wait! Blayne is perfect, puuuurrrrrfect!
Sorry, but I cannot get on the Daniel love train for that dress. I commend him for taking on one tough task, but the piece looks baaaaaad. Freshman art school bad. And on a more personal attack, I mean personal note, don't they still give the designers free products like shampoo & conditioner celebrar anymore? Check the bathroom, Daniel. That is, unless Jerry stole yours on his way out. Blayne's runway look really, celebrar really disturbs me. - edina -
"There's a giant cotton centipede crawling out of her lady area, for god's sake. That's alarming, to say the least." Hahahahahahahahaha! Snort! Oh god, that and the whole Nina eating him alive had me trying to keep the iced coffee from coming out my nostrils! What a sendoff into the weekend!
Can't get in on the plastic cup dress love....why did he have to cut the pieces so jaggedly? It looks like Wonder Woman and Frankenstein's monster made a dress together. Couldn't he have just used the cups for the bodice, instead of the whole